Two farces in one night- Strictly and X-Factor

Totally apoplectic tonight having firstly watched Strictly Come Dancing and saw the double left footed Ann Whitticome being saved once again by the public !!! a) she cannot dance and b) it was not even entertaining - however the public vote, for what it is worth kept her in - and the powers that be should take heed as it looks as though the residents of our Prisons are about to get the vote - this being the case, as soon as they get their rights, as per the Human Rights Act - the BNP will soon be in power.

Now, X - Factor, what a mockery, we have a foreigner who cannot speak English murdering every piece of music god sends, so much so that poor Elvis will be be turning in his grave - still in the running in what is obviously a well orchestrated internet scheme against the programme and Simon Cowell in particular. This being, despite the fact that he had the nerve to walk in on poor Mary and catch her with her pants down !!!
Not helped of course by the fact that Cheryl Cole refused to vote, especially after she sodded off to the USA to look after her own interests , leaving the team to look after themselves. Poor Tracy voted off by the panel to save Katie !! who certainly cannot sing as well.

Highlight of the night was Kylie Minogue who showed Cheryl Cole just how a good singer / entertainer should perform - no comparison - Kylie is the Tops.