True Police stories

On a roll, thats 3 for the night, so although I am not 100% yet i am feeling a bit brighter.

Many years ago I worked with a fellow cop who had a wonderful way with words. in the days before Police had hand held PDA's, etc, we had to sit down and write or type our own work and we had bosses who were sticklers with grammer, spelling, etc.

We went to a local hotel one night to repond to an ambulance call and found that one of the guests had died during a family party.
My collegue wrote the sudden death report and said "quote" " up untill the moment of his death the now deceased was the life and soul of the party"

Same officer attended another sudden death when a one armed man was found dead, huddled in the doorway of a local garage on a very cold night. He wrote " the now deceased was easily identified as he had lost a limb during a confrontation between nations " " it was so cold it took your breath away".

Same officer, on a warm summer day was out in a police car with a young female officer - both in shirt sleeve officer. The young lady was particularly well endowed, breast wise, and while parked he kept staring at her and eventually said " are these real" and grabbed her breasts !!! She returned to the Office in hysterics, but refused to make a complaint about him, how times have changed, his feet would never have touched the ground if that happened now.