Friday, 29 February 2008
The fallen tree
At long last , managed to get the picture to load. This was taken from the end of the exit slip road so I would think it will be closed for a couple of days.
Back to Ready Steady Cook, then my srteak and wine dinner.
Windy and more wind
Been to town to cash and carry etc, bit of a carry on at Bonnington where the cars are using every side street to avoid parking fees so on the narrow ones it gets awkward - so when a Range Rover and van tried to squeeze past off went their wing mirrors. Trying to get onto Queen Street, six sets of lights change before i got through. Mr White van man going mental in Melville Street because he was going too fast and chappie pulled out in front of him.
Eventually headed home and at Commiston, BANG - bloody great big tree had blown overin the gales and ended up through the roof of the Shell filling station - will try to put pic in - it looks like a sort of expensive event for someone.
Ann caused a panic in The Mercat by proposing to the young lad who delivers the fish, this being valentines day, he was totally mortified as he knew he could not refuse, but as she said " you cannot marry your granny"
Fortunately Claire saved jamie's life by not proposing to him as he said he would have had to hang himself if that had happened!!! They are good friends though.
Have had communication from the seven drunks on a train to London who ran out of drink by the time they got to York!! - bit of bad planning there considering the previous drinking experience they have. Doubless they all fell asleep and had to be wakened up at Kings Cross
Made it to Friday morning - only just.
Bad night due to terrible leg cramps, was wakened about five times - bloody sore. Ann says to drink tonic fro the quinine, but what % of tonic with gin to be effective?
Thursday in the pub, fairly quiet , but still managed to get a couple in who had escaped their guards, one stayed and was tolerated , the other , having come from elsewhere along the street was so spaced out he just about turned and left quietly.
The old joke about how many men does it take to change a lightbulb !! For about three weeks we have tried to get a bulb out of a holder, me, Robbie and eventually Brian got it out on Wednesday. Yesterday I got what I took to be an identical replacement at B&Q but could not get it to fit properly. Kenny arrived and with this other chap tried had but failed also. So eventually we found that there was a slight variation on the casing - so out with the Ledderman kit and filed it down till it fitted - bingo !!
Sandy and Michele were in with junior - so might get thaty photo on in due course.
Princess ( now named Miss Nippy for the day) Kerrin let me away sharp to rush home and change, and with Captain Calamity @ Mark I headed for Leith to a meeting of the C.C. held in Lodge Trafalgar ( 200 years old). where Jim McQueen BEM was getting his hon membership. Not a big turnout by our standards but a good one by theirs - took photos as this Lodge is old, historic and has lots of interesting items about.
Headed up via the Mercat where we found Graham and eventually after a blether to a group from USA; Austria, Switzerland and France dragged him out and took him home.
Thursday, 28 February 2008
ThuThursday morning
Up early to type letters which I sent to another machine for printing but it cannot read them !! bad start.
came down passed scene of the crash, but car had been towed out early so no pics.
Via B & Q to get my Diamond Card, but I can only use it on a Wednesday, I thought it was today.
To booker for odds and ends and a free hot chocolate.
Ann now sending me e mails and i am not sure what she has been taking - suggesting holidays, meals long weekends , etc, obviously now well under the influence.
Robbie and co now on the choo choo train to London
back to work
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
Wednesday - a day of extreme emotions
Got to the pub, Chick in full swing with disabled Henry the Hoover and me then off into my cellar to clean the lines and sort out the beer.
Not long after opening Brian (on holiday) appeared with Glen - serious apologies as I had forgotton to mention his birthday yesterday, he says he is 44, I reackon he is nearer 50 but having showen me his driving licence he has to maybe telling the truth.
But then they appeared, clients from hell, (the gates having been left open somewhere) - no disrespect, but this was heavy going - with the oddest comments, questions, statements - you name it coming from nowhere but an empty head - I was on the verge of needing sedated !!! Ultimately, after a number of drinks I called a halt and suggested they leave and go elswhere.
The day progressed, slowly, however, Rob , Brian and Scott left to look up the blog.
Had to work on as Elaine was coming in after her own work so it was nearly 6 p.m. before I left and I knew that Robbie and Caitlin were en route to the house for dinner.
Heading home I passed the scene of the accident so if I remember to take the camera I will get pics in the morning.
Robbie and Caitlin arrrived at the house, same time as me, both knackered after their trip north which had been quite an adventure. Robbie and Cookie had excelled themselves with a drunken escapade at the hostel in Skye, Caitlin had had to do first aid on a Chinese lady who broke her arm, the weather was rubbish, BUT being intrepid antipodeans and not knowing any better they enjoyed it. Being truthful they have seen much more of Scotland than about 99% of Scots have seen.
We had dinner, looked at photos, chatted, and when Tam Finlay arrived had to say our fond farewells - as they say," parting is such sweet sorrow". I can only say that we will miss them immensley, they have had a tremendous effect on our lives, and hopefully one day we will be able to meet up again.
I have to say that Graham was absent as he was in the Chair and Presiding over a licensed trade function at Roslin, but as he is a bit of a softie he would have found it a bit upsetting.
Fortunately for Rob and Caitlin, Tam, Catherine, Chris, Ailsa, and Cookie are going to London with them on the train tomorrow and will see them off on their final flight home at the weekend. Bon Voyage.
Road rage and heart attacks !!
Set off early to the plumbers merchants to get new siphon for ladies loo, which i managed to get fitted and working without flooding the place - unlike Captain Calamity @ Mark. gents loo was also chocked but nothing a good thump with the old plunger could not cure !!
Michelle C. came to see me and unfortunately has had to tender her resignation as her little boys health is deteriorating and will require her constant care and presence either on hand or at the end of a phone. We wish her well, thank her for her efforts and look forward to seeing her when she can get a bit time off.
Little Princess came in early to let me away and on the road home had a spot of "road rage" in Dalkeith. Was waiting to get through a junction, lights were at green but the road on the other side was blocked so i just sat and waited leaving the junction clear. BUT the chappie in the car behind was going apoplectic, bouncing up and down , waving his fists at me and the food he was eating was spraying out his fat face. Being of a quiet nature I found this a behaviour a bit distressing and he he continued with his apparent tirade i got out and went to speak with him. He was not amused -segments of the apple he was eating was spraying forth from his "gob" as he spoke, but when I explained why i had stopped he said he could not see that far ahead !! End of story - BUT - had I not exercised good self control and been diplomatic ( NOT) it may have been worse.
Home for quick tea, change , loaded up the car and off to my meeting of RA 500. This was the lowest attendance we have had for a long time but due to their being two other big meetings on and a number of apologies. Panic set in when I discovered that one of the Companions was missing and he had promised to be there and do a piece of ritual which I was not sure of - however , being my job I eventually just had to get up and do it - with a little prompting, but the stress levels were sky high, pains in the chest, etc - so i was glad when it was all over.
Good to see Scot Dyer again after a break, but he is now self employed and should be back.
Robbie and Caitlin had phoned Ann to say that weather up north was terrible, no sign of Nessie and their mobile phones were not getting a signal - so it was back to the good old fashioned red phone box and 10 p in the slot. Should see them tonight for dinner before they head of homewards to Oz via London on Thursday.
Monday, 25 February 2008
What a day ! Understatement!!!
Sunday, 24 February 2008
The Comeback kid
Brian was wanting his photo taken but suggested that I wait while he was having a "fag" in the fresh air, and to make matters worse he shunted poor Glen back through the door on his own, SO, I just took Glen's photo and left Brian to get on with it. The dog is one of the better behaved clients.
Had to leave and head home to see how Ann was having been out for several hours and I am still not feeling 100%.
On the road, a conundrum
SALTIRE CROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, 23 February 2008
Irish Christine
So today's story goes back to her late teens when she attended the dancing on a weekend so in the process of getting all scrubbed up and dressed she gave herself a good dusting with talcum powder, including a giant "skoosh" into her nickers. Off she went to the dancing, managed to get a lumber ( as they say) and was giving it laldy on the dance floor totally oblivious to the fact that the talc was escaping through a hole in her tights and forming a large patch on the floor where she was gyrating. Her chap, on seeing the gathering cloud of talc and being tactful asked " Have you got fuc++++ dandruff". End of dance, exit stage right with red face and dusty breeks.
I started this blog at home but lost it due a problem with the phone line, so reloaded the photos and have just edited it down at "The Sportsman's"
So Scotland got yet another stuffing today, looks like the wooden spoon with again adorn the managers kitchen sideboard.
How the day ended
Friday, 22 February 2008
Jamie's doo
He had a really good crowd gathering with some excellent donations to raffle and auction. There was a new Hearts strip signed by the team, tickets for the Hibs game tomorrow, just lots of nice gifts.
This was Ann's first night out since she took ill on 29th December, and she was looking forward to meeting Lillian, Kenny, Gordon, Sandra, Rob, Caitland, etc. However the crowd and the noise of the disco was a bit too much so it was early home for her and then I headed down here to Musselburgh where it is a bit quiet. Looks like the karaoke competition at the bowling club is now drawing a crowd as the final draws closer.
Despite the small numbers present it still did not stop on or two doing my head in with their various renditions / murdering of pop songs.
We will see how the night develops.
And last night.( Thursday)
The note read
" Dear Regd. No. Your number and photo of car has been taken and is being forwarded to parking violations. Please do'nt block the acccess road to No.3 parking space again. Thank you"
Obviously the air turned blue in the car and had it not been so late I would have been back knocking on doors, the bloody cheek of the folks. Next time I am passing I will take a photo just to show how I was parked.
Obviously these folks think the Police in the area have very little else to do if they think I am going to be pursued (better not speak too soon!!). It would cause a stir if I complained about everyone who parked outside my door on a public road.
Happy Birthday Sandra
Thursday, 21 February 2008
Car park chaos
Headed into town and dropped off Ann who was going to the hairdressers and I went off to see Robbie at Musselburgh, stopping at Bookers en route.
Despite the fact this is his 2nd last working day the good lad was beavering away and more than happy to help me out with the tedious jobs - he is worth his weight in gold and I for one will certainly miss him.
Headed back to town and went into the multi story car park at John Lewis where things were more than chaotic. The exit barriers had broken and there were massive queues trying to get out, who in turn were blocking the route inside. A valient young learner was trying to get his car out of a space and after many attempts did so. On the other hand when coming out a silly women was causing mayhem with her antics, she just had no idea at all, nearly caused another lady to scrape the side of car on a very tight exit ramp - blocked all incoming cars and if I had not spoken to her I would have thought she was drunk. A trying time for several folks who were probably delighted to get out in one piece.
Ann went to see Gillian and the girls in the cosmetics dept at Frasers store, who were pleased to see her back on her feet again, as was her hairdresser. She then walked the length of Princes Street as the traffic was just crawling - with the end result that when she eventually met me she was not worth tuppence. I on the other hand was doing fine, testing the fancy recliner chairs in the furnishing department and reading my book!!
As we headed home the winds were getting and at one part of the route in the city the buildings formed a wind tunnel and you could see cars rocking in the gale, pedestrians really struggling and litter bins and rubbish being hurled along the street.
Anyway, made it home safe and sound, have parked the good lady and once again I am off on my masonic wanderings.
Sleepless night, early rise
I made a slight error here, probably due to the fact that I have been up half the night restless. Anyway I was supposed to only add in the photo on the right as Brian (in the orange) was complaining that I had not published his picture with Cookie. You will note that Brian is ampidextrous, (he is able to use either hand to keep himself upright by hanging round folks necks) !!!
Cookie @ Ian, had planned on staying in this area for some time, however he has decided to change his plans. So next week he will go Nessie hunting with Rob and Caitlin, and after they leave is planning a mega tour of northern Europe before heading back to Oz.
The whole house appears to be suffering from insomnia, Ann has just arrived downstairs, and Graham has just disappeared into the shower, so it looks like it will be a long day !!
Heading out to Edinburgh and Musselburgh today, and will then see what state we are for this evening.
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
My turn today.
Took Ann throughto Livingston where I had a Weatherspoon's breakfast, which at about £4.30 for the lot was good value and filled a space. However despite a wander in the fresh , raw and dreik air, chilled me to the bone and just made matters worse, so after another coffee we headed home where an afternoons siesta was called for.
Spoke with the upside down man @ Robbie who enjoyed his evening last night - a night to remember.
Now all booted and suited and ready to head off to Currie for yet another, and there is another tomorrow and another on Friday (but that one I will miss as Jamie is having a charity doo for Cancer Relief which we plan to suppport)
Caitlin's nightmare
Tarten Terrors
This has to be a sight which brings fear into the hearts of any red blooded male. These two ( THE KARENS) have been reponsible for drinking many a bar dry, here in Musselburgh and also in Benidorm where they sojourn on a regular basis, so much so that there is a "tarten alert" declared as they get off the Wright Brothers flight onto the beach. It is just my luck that they both work in the Sportsmans where I am able to offer counselling and help during their more lucid moments.
The beasties
This wee fellow was found sleeping it off after Robbie's doo on Sunday night. Not sure where he is from but he said that his friend was a big hairy (arsed) monster who lived in Loch Ness, he ate loads of haggis, just like Robbie, and also liked head lice which he had eaten from the cap which he was about to fall asleep on.
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Robbie, MM of 151
5 Minutes worth
marvellous morning / and day here in Penicuik ( weathersie) however it was a pea souper in Musselburgh and freezing cold.
Went down early to get lots of chores done, and hoped for some peace and tranquility, but not to be, Chick decided that the orange juice was not strong enougn and was nipping ,nip, nip, away along the street for the odd double while at the bookies , end result - rubbish. But to make matters worse, Cod - who we have not seen for a while appeared with Big George , no building today because of the frost , and they had been drinking since 8 a.m. at various ports of call , so Me , what did I do to deserve it, had to put up with Cod's ravings. He just would not agree to go and get on the bus and let me see the rest of the day through without medication.
Jess, Brian , Ian, Brian, Tam, Cookie, etc, were all in and complimenting the Sunday party for Rob who had a wee treat today as he had to scoot up to Penicuik with Caitlin to see Ann who has had a good day today.
Transpires that both Ann and Lilian have fallen out with Derrik Mills, the chauvenist pig person, who has not e mailed them as promised and has them sitting like the Miss Havershams.
All being well he will be present this evening so I can pass on their non regards
Monday, 18 February 2008
Robs doo part 4
Lots of photos on this one because I am chatting on the phone to an old friend, David Mackay, up in Evanton, near Dingwall, who I have not seen for ages since he left Penicuik to move north to the Black Isle, which is a wonderful part of the UK. David introduced me to the most wonderful Lodge in Edinburgh , No 44, which I have to say I do not visit often enough.
Part 3 Robbies Doo
Sunday Part 2. Robbies surprise
Part 1 of Sunday
One drink later we were driven along to the Woodside Hotel where we had a lovely dinner in their rather posh little dining room along with several drinks. There were a few of our regulars there and even unknown to me they were to meet up with us later.
Watch this Space ? advert / trailer
Anyway, been a busy weekend with the farewell doo at the Sportsmans for the Upside down people - lots of photos and some tales to tell -= but that will be later once i get all my chores done today.
Andrea has been in touch having seen her paintings on the blog. She is doing well, teaching in Milwaukee in a very rough area.
Right, lots to do today - so wait and see.
Saturday, 16 February 2008
Technical problems
Had a long night, reasonably busy in pub, met some folks I had not seen for ages, got in at 2 a.m. then met the neighbours so had a drink therer till 4 a.m. !!
Up and into the Mercat this morning with Ann, but by the time we got back she was right out of sorts - just too much.
Anyway, for the moment this is my lot.