

The daily thoughts of Stuart, based on events,people met and places visited either recently or in the past. As and when the urge or mood dictates.
Late last night we headed to the bar, met Archie the Pole dancer never seen so many children in a licensed premises at one time - The band were good, and there was a reasonable mood.
Very windy night, heavy rain and the van shook a bit - but perhaps that was Sparky passing wind!! he was so bad that Jamie had to move out the room.
BUT we had a lovely breakfast, fresh warm croissants, egg and ham washed down with Tattinger bubbly. RGB did his impression of a Mexican male model, complete with genuine poncho - brought many moons ago from Cancun.
TV reception in the van is poor, but we have an assortment of videos to keep us amused between bouts of "friendly banter".
Heading out in search of supplies.
So the boys have arrived, and guess what -we already need the preventative aerosol spray, as someone here has a slight bowel problems. Not only that, Mrs. B. spied RGB's wee willie for the first time in 30 years, and it would appear not to have grown that much !!
We had a surprise visit from Jamie Lloyd, member of 720, and 500, who was heading north from Newcastle - his place of employment as a deputy headmaster , to Edinburgh to meet up with his girlfriend and friends before heading onwards for a social and golfing weekend in St. Andrews. He was looking well, ( put us to shame as we are sort of casual this weekend) and we may even have the pleasure of his company as he heads home on Sunday.
It would appear that Archie the pole dancer and his entorage, was still at home in Fife at 4 p/m/ - so much for him having a stress free start to his weekend But we hope that he eventually makes it and that he has not read the previous blog already.
Back to my soap box , it seems that the idle so called labourers on the tramworks,opposite the Mercat Bar, rather than get on with their work have been annoying young women at the cash line next door, with some very ungentlymen comments.
We have mangaed to get some C D's but this is no consolation to what we have left in the house - silly us.
Baited breath
I apparantly fell asleeep last night just as the Andy Murray - Nadal match started at Indian Wells, the red wine had nothing to do with that. But then I woke up at 3 a.m., very restless and eventually got up at 4 a.m. - popped on the TV to discover that young Mr. Murray had been well and truly thrashed by Nadal - he was, however very well spoken in his after match comments.
Back to bed and awoke having had dreams about both George and Norrie Summors, who have been dead for a number of years - very strange.
Had a visit early on from the ratcatcher ( G M Pest Control) so we will see if we can stop the nocturnal tap dancing in the attick.
Headed for the town this morning - fist stop being Costco, where we had to contend with the regular torn face disaster who dishes out the free coffee's and teas as you go - she is so miserable I presume the intention is to put people off - but perhaps she should be moved.
Had an interesting session watching a skilled lady decorating birthday cakes, she was very good, making roses out of icing and did a lovely job with the cake, as you can see.
Next stop was Bookers Cash & Carry to get the items which Costco did not have, their ranges being limited at times. Our man Michael ( previously seen in his Scotland rugby strip) was on a late start so we could not annoy him.
To Adsa - where I spotted that their Lurpack was £1.47 per kilo dearer than Costco.
The Risk Factory next door in Chesser was busy, some day I will get a chance to go and see how the modern version of my old Crucial Crew Project is being run .
Big thrill - made it to Matalan where their 50% sale was on - but only bought a new frying pan for Jamie and Clair to use for their salmon dishes.
On to The Mercat bar, where me met a tanned Sir Christopher, looking well after his trip to Spain. Claire made me an excellent steak baguette and fries which more than filled a gap - so much so that I still do not feel like eating - might just make do with a trifle red wine till tomorrow a.m. This might well also help me concentrate on my little red ritual book so that I do not make a total fool of myself tomorrow night at Laird of Cockpen 500.
Must try and remember that Jamie @ Shrek is 21 yet again tomorrow, not sure how many +++'s there are to be added.
I see Lewis Hamilton and his team are not too confident this year with the Australian Grand prix this weekend, their new car is not as fast as it should be !! we will need to wait and see.
It has been a long day - up early but had to take the big red bus to town. Nice morning, not cold, roads quiet but this bloke in a blue car managed to get it all wrong heading into Penicuik, no idea what he was playing at but he ended up in the barrier and then spun round in the main road- I was just too slow otherwise I would have had a decent picture.
It is quite good on the bus, except when you are in a hurry, interesting what you see from ten feet up in the air - birds roosting; messy gardens; mucky houses, etc. never mind I eventually got into the West End and walked along to the Mercat.
Turned out to be a busy day, lots of Irish still in town and many having to wait all day, bumped out of their digs, and needing to hang about for flights. We had some nice folks in and this lovely couple from Belfast, Jill and Mark, who had breakfast and later came back for dinner.
Cleaners had their work cut out today, place was in some mess after yesterday, but what can you expect with such a crowd on the premises.
Now home , with sore feet and not going to get much rest before heading back in there again - but weather permitting it will be on the steed of steel.
So England managed to give France a serious hammering at the Six Nations match today, it was good early on but as they ran away with the game it got a bit boring - and on the same theme, the Celtic - Rangers CIS Cup Final was also a waste of time. Neither side really deserved to win - but once again how can these blokes justify the ridiculous saleries they get ?