Monday 3 March 2008

Botany Bay's latest

A reliable source has reported the safe arrival of our latest batch of deportees to the land of Oz. Despite attempts to escape at Taiwan and being blown off course by the elements the prison plane landed in one bit at Brisbane - not as exciting as the American airline jet yesterday in Germany which was only saved by the skill of the pilot.

Our former companions were led by their clansfolk to local watering holes where they immediately returned to their beer drinking, which appears to take precedence over work!!

Rob would have been interested to read about the Polish cleaner who was caught copulating with a "Henry the Hoover"" during a nightshift cleaning job in Glasgow. I think at every time Chick tells me that the hoover is "fuc***d" I will have to reflect carefully on his meaning and perhaps check the CCTV to see if there is worthwhile footage for U tube.

As an update (Rob), there were either three or five incidents next door on Saturday night with tam R. being involved in at least one. They are now apparantly down to one canister of gas and one keg of Fosters !!

Heading out now ( 10.30 p.m.) fore a gentle 550 mile drive, have a good day / night wherever you are.

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